Tax Case? What Tax Case?

Today is indeed a black day for Rangers-haters everywhere.

Rangers-haters like Philmacgoillabhain, Brian Patrick McNally, shamed lawyer Paul McConville and above all, the cowards who cower behind the anonymity of the Rangerstaxcase collective.

Their diseased and sinister blogs will be in meltdown for weeks as their evil plans unravel before their eyes.

For make no mistake, Rangers have been fully vindicated by the decision of the FTT.

As I exclusively revealed to you yesterday, Rangers’ legal team, led by the inestimable Andrew Thornhill QC, tore HMRC’s case apart.

If you don’t believe me, check yesterday’s blog – I told you.

They did it to such an extent that even the rabidly Celtic-supporting, Rangers-hating judges sitting in judgement had no choice but to uphold Rangers’ appeal against the vindictive, hate-filled tax assessment – judges hand-picked for the task by Cardinal Keith O’Brien and Celtic’s master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell.

What this all means is that right now, right at this very minute, Rangers should be playing in the Champions League.

That means that everyone involved in the hate-filled vindictive tax case owes Rangers at least £300m. Plus interest.

Let’s take a look at who now owes Rangers at least £300m plus interest for preventing them winning the Champions League this year and winning it for the next three years the club cannot play in UEFA competition.

And make no mistake, Rangers, under the leadership of the dream team of Alistair McCoist and Sir Walter would have been stick-on certainties to win it for at least the next four years, especially if Naismith, Davis and Jelavic had not had to be sold.

Craig Thomas Aquinas Whyte, shyster and con man, will be the biggest loser.

He now owes Rangers £100m.

Craig Thomas Aquinas Whyte should have been shown the door by Sir David Murray the minute he turned up in his cheap second hand suit asking the doorman at Murray’s plush Charlotte Square offices if he could take care of the taxi fare.

Craig Thomas Aquinas Whyte is almost solely responsible for the position Rangers now finds itself in – demoted from the top-flight and in Division 3 in the clubs 140^th year.

But there are others who aided and abetted Craig Thomas Aquinas Whyte in his nefarious plans to make money from the attempted murder of Rangers.

Hate-filled, anti-Rangers, diseased minds who helped Craig Thomas Aquinas Whyte to do down Rangers.

Philmacgoillabhain, hunkering down in his lair in the wilds of Donegal will soon be receiving a bill for £50m.

He is the hate-filled, anti-Rangers blogger who used his diseased website to kick off the whole thing, by informing on Rangers’ perfectly legal use of perfectly legal EBT’s to HMRC.

Then there’s the cowardly collective sheltering behind the anonymity of the Rangerstaxcase collective.

I’m making final legal checks before running with an exclusive on the identity of the hate-filled, rabidly Celtic-supporting nonentity behind rangerstaxcase.

Suffice to say for now, he owes Rangers £50m and Sir David Murray will be sending a demand for payment.

Mark Daly, the rabidly Celtic-supporting, hate-filled anti-Rangers reporter from the rabidly anti-Rangers BBC Scotland, will be worried this morning.

My Charlotte Square insider tells me that Sir David Murray estimates the damage he caused Rangers with his vindictive, diseased, lying documentaries at £50m

Odious Creep, flitting sleekitly between online only editions of once-great newspapers will be on the hook for £30m.

His hideous, hate-filled anti-Rangers campaign to demonise Rangers and their army of decent, patriotic, hardworking fans, has caused huge damage to the Rangers brand.

Brian Patrick McNally, the hate-filled anti-Rangers hater who uses his official Mirror Group twitter account to spread his diseased, one-eyed, anti-Rangers views will be receiving a bill for £10m.

Shamed lawyer Paul McConville will soon be presented with a bill for £10m, after his diseased online crusade to blacken the name of Rangers with long-winded legalese drivel on his rabidly Celtic-supporting, anti-Rangers blog.

Once Sir David Murray has collected that £300m from the cabal of hate-filled, rabidly Celtic-supporting, Rangers-hating diseased mutants who tried to kill Rangers, he should donate that money to Charles Green.

Charles Green can then use that money to rebuild Rangers and take them back to where they belong – at the top of the hate-filled, rabidly anti-Rangers SPL and in the Champions League Final every year.

This is the big news I promised you yesterday, and the first two pieces of the puzzle are now in place.

With the return of Sir Walter and the £300m windfall courtesy of Sir David Murray, master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s plans for the ruination of Rangers and Celtic domination of the Scottish game lie in ruins.

I can exclusively reveal that Sir Walter has arranged a quiet meeting with Stewart Regan, and at that quiet meeting, Sir Walter will be speaking to Lawwell’s puppet Regan about the hate-filled, vindictive, anti-Rangers transfer embargo.

In his quiet, dignified way, Sir Walter will make Regan see sense.

As my auld Scots Presbyterian granny used to say to me – “Ah’ll tan your backside if Ah see you daein’ that again, ya wee b******!”

And she was right.

For Sir Walter is a very persuasive man, as that old lag of the Scottish sportswriters fraternity Chic Young can tell you.

I believe that Rangers’ unjust, vindictive transfer embargo will be lifted in time for the opening of the hate-filled, anti-Rangers transfer window.

By the end of the transfer window, Alistair McCoist will have a team full of World Cup and European Championship winners to pick from. All picked out by Sir Walter.

Rangers will then be invited by UEFA to participate in next season’s Champions League, because make no mistake, UEFA bigwigs are deeply concerned about the impact of Rangers not being part of their blue riband event.

My UEFA insider tells me that UEFA bigwigs were appalled at the tens of thousands of empty seats in Lisbon last night, and have concluded that the Champions League NEEDS a strong Rangers.

My Hampden insider tells me Lawwell’s puppet Regan sits trembling at his desk every day, awaiting the missive from UEFA that Rangers must be allowed to compete in the Champions League next season, even in the unlikely event of them failing to win Division 3 this season.

As my hero Sir Winston Spencer Churchill would have said:

“It’s not the end. It’s not even the beginning of the end. But it is the end of the beginning.”

…… AND

Why would Brian Patrick McNally think he can be let off for his vicious slur on all decent, hardworking, patriotic Rangers fans just by making a mealy-mouthed apology?

This hate-filled, Rangers-hating, rabidly pro-Celtic “journalist,” accused Rangers fans of singing The Famine Song in a match against Clyde a couple of weeks ago.

As we all know, there’s nothing wrong with The Famine Song. It’s just a bit of banter. But how dare he accuse decent, hardworking, patriotic Rangers fans of singing The Famine Song?!?!?!?!?

Nothing’s forgotten, Brian Patrick McNally. Nothing is ever forgotten.

………FINALLY

….. Are you wondering how many titles the rabidly pro-Celtic, anti-Rangers SPL will attempt to strip from Rangers’ record?

Wonder no more. As I will exclusively reveal tomorrow, THEY WON’T TAKE A SINGLE ONE!

Read it all here.

Tomorrow.

On this blog.

Right here!

Tomorrow!

Here!

Pip! Pip!