Friday 28 December 2012

Odious Creep, a Spanish Journalist, and a Vicious Anti-Rangers Smear Campaign


The enemies of Rangers are massing, and I use that word advisedly, again for a hate-filled, dirty propaganda war designed to do damage to Rangers.

The first salvo was fired yesterday with the evil, hate-filled and totally fabricated story in the Scottish Sun that Fran Sandaza was told not to bless himself before Rangers games.

My sources in Spain have revealed to me that Fran Sandaza said no such thing.

In an interview with a Spanish journalist, Fran Sandaza was discussing football matters, when he explained his role in the team.

Upon signing for Rangers, Sandaza was told by Alistair McCoist in no uncertain terms that he is never to cross himself on the pitch, because Rangers’ coaching staff have identified it as a weakness in Sandaza’s game – most of his crosses end up behind the goal and attacking opportunities are lost whenever Sandaza crosses himself.

Sandaza went on to explain to the Spanish journalist that Alistair McCoist then told him that instead of crossing himself, he must always pass to Lee Wallace when he finds himself in possession in wide areas, high up the pitch.

I can exclusively reveal to you today that the Spanish journalist who wrote the sinister, hate-filled anti-Rangers article, Juan Pablo Segundo, is in fact a member of Opus Dei, and is in fact a grand-nephew of its founder, the fascist Father Josemaria Escriva!

Juan Pablo Segundo has been described to me by pals in the old inky trade as a slovenly, unkempt layabout, who never meets his deadlines and is frequently to be found asleep at his cluttered desk in the middle of the day.

We can now link the unkempt, slovenly Juan Pablo Segundo to master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s vast anti-Rangers conspiracy.

But that’s not all!

My sources at The Times, auld pals in the old inky trade who still keep in touch with goings on in the old inky trade in London, tell me that Juan Pablo Segundo spent some time writing for The Times’ online-only edition, where he worked closely with Odious Creep!

Sources at Heathrow Airport, auld pals on the travel desk who still keep in touch with their contacts at the airport, also inform me that Juan Pablo Segundo travelled to London last week, where he was introduced to Sandaza by none other than Odious Creep.

This provides further confirmation if it were needed of the true nature of Odious Creep’s bitter, hate-filled, anti-Rangers agenda.

He so hates all things Rangers that he is prepared to make up lies about Rangers to do damage to Rangers and is even willing to use a Spanish Opus Dei supernumerary to do so.

Master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell, Odious Creep and Juan Pablo Segundo are behind this latest hideous, sinister attempt to blacken Rangers’ good name.

As anyone who knows anything about Scottish football knows, Catholics have always been made welcome at Ibrox and only bigotry from sinister, hate-filled, anti-Rangers bigots prevented Catholics signing for Rangers between 1918 and 1989.

As my auld Scots Presbyterian granny used to say to me, “If Ah see you hingin’ aboot wi’ thae wee Mick b******* again Ah’ll take ma hand aff yer face, ya wee b******!”

And she was right.

Rangers has never in all its 140 year history, operated a “no Catholics blessing themselves on the pitch policy.”

Decent, hardworking, patriotic folk must never forget that Odious Creep, master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell and the unkempt Juan Pablo Segundo have tried to kick Rangers just when they are finally on the up.

When Rangers are once again in their rightful position of superiority over Scottish football, decent, hardworking, patriotic folk must enact a deadly revenge on the sinister, hate-filled, anti-Rangers forces that are now massed against them.

In the meantime, next time Rangers host Celtic at Ibrox in a Ne’erday encounter, master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell must be punished to the full extent of the law, and denied the honour of a tipple from the Loving Cup.

That’ll learn him.

 

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My book, GREAT SCOT – The James Scotland Symon Story, is now in its fifth week at the top of the New York Times’ Best Seller list and the story of how the evil, sinister Rangers-hater Jock Stein bullied and inTIMidated his way to 9 League Titles and a European Cup just to airbrush James Scotland Symon from the record books is now well known stateside.

So well-known in fact, that I have been invited to appear on the David Letterman Show next Wednesday, when I’ll be telling America how James Scotland Symon was a better man that the bitter, deranged gambler and Rangers-hater, Jock Stein.

Any suggestions that I’ll be complaining tomorrow about a sinister, hate-filled campaign by Celtic supporters to get my invite pulled are well wide of the mark.

 

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I revealed last time how James Traynor had claimed Odious Creep at four o’clock on Thursday the week before last.

They were supposed to meet behind the trolley-park at Govan Asda, but the cowardly Odious Creep failed to show up, as I suspected he would.

This no-show wasted the valuable time of James Traynor, Lee McCulloch and Ian Durrant, who had all taken time out of their busy schedules to be there.

Alistair McCoist was also having a cup of tea and an extra-large sausage roll in the Asda café at the time, waiting to throw in a few sneaky punches over the shoulders of the Rangers stalwarts in the unlikely event that Odious Creep was making a fight of it.

An enraged but dignified James Traynor called the Daily Rhebel offices on Friday last week to inquire as to why Odious Creep didn’t show up.

Editor-in-Chief Allan Pussy Rennie was eventually persuaded to speak to the righteously outraged, but dignified James Traynor.

A quivering Allan Pussy Rennie nervously informed the most formidable operator in Scottish football today that Odious Creep couldn’t make it because he had to go to a dentist appointment in town at 4.15 on the Thursday.

No one at Ibrox is buying the excuse and Odious Creep is now a confirmed, and I use that word advisedly, coward.

The cowardly Odious Creep has not been seen at Ibrox since.

Tomorrow, I’ll be exclusively revealing details of how Odious Creep’s movements are being tracked by decent, hardworking, patriotic folk who have had enough of his bitter, hate-filled, anti-Rangers agenda, and are ready to inform James Traynor of his whereabouts at a moment’s notice.

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Monday 17 December 2012

Montrose, John Francis Xavier Paton and the Sinister Anti-Rangers Cabal


Regular readers of this blog are fully aware of the existence of a sinister cabal of bitter, hate-filled, anti-Rangers clubs in Scotland.

To this evil collection of Rangers-haters can be added another name – that of Montrose FC.

So far, the first season of lower-league football in Rangers’ 140 year history has been a breath of fresh air.

Rangers have taken their legions of decent, hardworking, patriotic fans on a good-natured odyssey around Scotland, making friends with everyone they meet and spreading the word that Rangers IS Scottish football.

For the most part, Rangers and their legions of decent, hardworking, patriotic fans have been welcomed with open arms, but sadly, not on Saturday.

In a sinister development, it appears Celtic’s master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell has spread his tentacles of fear as far as Montrose.

The omnipresent, omnipotent Peter Lawwell has taken control of the board of Montrose FC, and having had a look at the diseased, hate-filled, anti-Rangers official Montrose website, it is not hard to see how.

The Honourary President of Montrose is one John Francis Xavier Paton.

I can reveal to you now that John Francis Xavier Paton’s grandson attended the same school as master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s daughter!

In fact, John Francis Xavier Paton’s grandson, Patrick Damian Paton, had a paper round while he was at the same school as master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s daughter and delivered a newspaper every morning to master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s home.

Regular readers of this blog will not be surprised to learn that Patrick Damian Paton delivered a copy of the Daily Rhebel to master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell every morning.

But that’s not all!

Also in the same year group at Saint Ignatius Loyola High School as Patrick Damian Paton and master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s daughter, was the son of Daily Rhebel Editor-in-Chief Allan Pussy Rennie!

The sinister truth is that Montrose Honourary President John Francis Xavier Paton’s grandson Patrick Damian Paton delivered the NEXT DAY’S DAILY RHEBEL to master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell for vetting!

It should have come as no surprise then to see that Montrose FC has joined the sinister cabal of diseased anti-Rangers clubs who have joined forces to do damage to Rangers.

Rangers’ loyal legions of decent, hardworking, patriotic fans are by now familiar with Montrose’s bitter, hate-filled programme notes from Saturday, which claimed that Rangers is a newco.

This evil, diseased official Montrose FC publication claimed that, “The Rangers is a newco of the now-defunct Glasgow Rangers.”

Sources within Tayside Police tell me that Montrose FC almost caused a riot with that bitter, hate-filled rant, and that only the good humour and restraint of Rangers’ legion of loyal, decent, hardworking, patriotic fans prevented serious disorder in the ground.

My mole inside Tayside Police informs me that if trouble had broken out, Montrose FC would have been charged with breach of the peace aggravated by religious bigotry.

Maybe Rangers’ 500 million fans would like to consider that next time they refuse to rise to the most blatant, hate-filled provocation from Division 3 clubs?

I can now reveal to you that the full depths, nay the full horror of the sickening sectarianism infecting Montrose FC has yet to be brought to public attention.

Until now.

A quick perusal of the evil, diseased, anti-Rangers official Montrose FC website reveals the sickening depths to which that club has now sunk.

On a page entitled, “Supporters Charter,” you will find the most hate-filled, sectarian, anti-Rangers diatribe.

The official Montrose FC website shockingly, sickeningly tells their supporters:

“Montrose FC Ltd (hereinafter referred to as "The Club") continues to strive…”

That’s right. Montrose FC and their sinister, Rangers-hating Honourary President John Francis Xavier Paton hate Rangers so much, they are willing to say on their diseased, anti-Rangers website that the club and the company are the same thing!

This is an evil, sinister, hate-filled attempt to do damage to Rangers, and master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s influence is easily detectable through his control of Montrose’s Honourary President John Francis Xavier Paton.

Everyone knows that when Charles Green bought Rangers’ assets from Duff & Phelps that he bought the history of the club as well, so Rangers remains the same club founded by the Gallant Pioneers in 1872.

Anyone who says otherwise is a bitter, hate-filled, Rangers-hating enemy of Rangers.

As my auld Scots Presbyterian granny used to say to me – “Pack that in ya wee B****** or Ah’ll tan yer a*** fur ye! Ya wee B******!”

 

 

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There are only a few days left for Rangers’ loyal legion of decent, hardworking, patriotic fans to buy shares in Charles Green, Imran Ahmad and Brian Stockbridge’s share issue.

Time is running out for decent, hardworking, patriotic folk to buy shares in the holding company that owns the holding company that bought Rangers from the old holding company which is now in liquidation.

This is your chance to be a new Gallant Pioneer and take Rangers on the most romantic journey any football club has ever taken!

Buy your shares now!

 

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Odious Creep has been hoping for a job at the once great but now discredited Daily Rhebel.

Odious Creep thinks that by writing for Celtic’s official newspaper, he can spread his hate-filled, anti-Rangers propaganda with impunity.

He thinks that Peter Lawwell can protect him from the righteous fury of Rangers’ new Head of Communications, the honest, hardworking, decent and honourable Jim Traynor.

Well, he’d be wrong!

Jim Traynor has claimed Odious Creep at 4 o’clock on Thursday afternoon, and I’ll be revealing more details here tomorrow.

 

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Friday 14 December 2012

Celtic, Third Lanark and Rangers' Stolen History


As regular readers of this blog know, I have recently published a book which has shot straight to the top of the New York Times best-seller list faster than Barry Ferguson trying to avoid a Georgios Samaras dummy “throw the ball at your face,” routine.

Whilst researching my book, Great Scot – the James Scotland Symon Story, I came across a shocking, sinister revelation.

When Charles Green bought Rangers from Duff & Phelps, the history of the club was included in the purchase, so Rangers is still the same club as was formed by the Gallant Pioneers in 1872.

What is not so widely known is that a key part of Rangers’ history was STOLEN in the early 1960’s by Third Lanark!

I can now reveal that in 1963, a struggling Third Lanark were encouraged by Celtic’s Jesuit-educated Chairman Robert Kelly to take possession of a precious part of Rangers’ history, in a desperate bid to both keep Thirds afloat, and do damage to Rangers.

There was a break-in at Ibrox in the early hours of 23rd January 1963.

The sinister, hate-filled burglar made it all the way to the Blue Room, where he STOLE a piece of Rangers’ history.

As was the way in those days, Rangers maintained a dignified silence over the break-in, and said nothing when Third Lanark began to publicly claim a part of their illustrious history.

Those days incidentally, are now over for good. Jim Traynor, a decent, honest, hardworking journalist, would not tolerate anyone stealing Rangers’ history today.

Back in 1963 though, things were different.

Old pals of mine in the auld inky trade south of Hadrian’s Wall often ask me why Rangers make such a huge effort to support the armed forces.

I can tell you now that if it wasn’t for the armed forces, there would be no Rangers.

Every decent, hardworking, patriotic Rangers fan knows about the Gallant Pioneers.

Those four boys who had a dream that was to come so gloriously true over the next 140 years and more.

What no one knows any more, thanks to Third Lanark and the bitter, hate-filled, anti-Rangers bigot Robert Kelly, is that the Gallant Pioneers were not only keen rowers.

THEY WERE ALSO MEMBERS OF THE THIRD LANARKSHIRE RIFLE VOLUNTEERS!

That’s right, the Gallant Pioneers were British soldiers, sworn to Her Majesty Queen Victoria’s service, and formed Rangers as the Official Regimental football team!

The evil, sinister, Rangers-hating Kelly knew that if Third Lanark were to go out of business, it would only make Rangers stronger.

So the evil, sinister, Rangers-hating Kelly conspired with the Third Lanark board to steal Rangers’ history so that Thirds could appeal more to decent, hardworking, patriotic folk, leading to a boost in attendances at Cathkin Park, the survival of Thirds, and a weakened Rangers.

The shameless Third Lanark was not to profit from Kelly’s evil, sinister, anti-Rangers plan. They went out of business in 1967.

But Rangers WERE weakened in the years before Kelly’s shameful appointment of the degenerate, sinister, Rangers-hater Jock Stein as manager of Celtic.

The theft of Rangers’ history by the bitter, hate-filled Kelly and Third Lanark was responsible for Celtic winning the European Cup, as a weakened Rangers were in no position to stop the sporting wing of the IRA from bullying their way to the League Championship following their loss of a precious part of their history.

I have now written to UEFA to demand that the 1967 win be stripped from Celtic’s record, because they CHEATED to win it, by conspiring with Third Lanark to STEAL Rangers’ history.

The record can now be set straight.

I have informed Charles Green of the sinister theft of Rangers’ history all those years ago, and he is now taking steps to restore that part of Rangers’ patrimony that was so shamefully stolen from them.

Rangers’ origins as the official regimental team of the Third Lanarkshire Rifle Volunteers will be restored to the club on a gala day at Ibrox in February next year.

Before the home match against Queens Park on 9th February, a ceremony will take place to hand back this precious part of Rangers’ history.

It will be attended by First Minister Alex Salmond, Sandy Jardine, John Greig and other great names from Rangers’ glorious past, including Alex Miller and Tommy McLean.

Guest of honour though, will be the Chief of the Defence Staff, General Sir David Richards.

He will be there in order to restore Rangers to their rightful place at the heart of the Armed Forces family.

The General will present Charles Green with the colours of the Third Lanarkshire Rifle Volunteers. The colours will then be restored to their place of honour in the Blue Room, where they belong.

The Royal Regiment of Scotland will also parade on the pitch before the match and at half time, they will take a lap of honour around the track.

Coming hot on the heels of my revelation that Rangers are to be sponsored by the Ministry of Defence from next year, this confirms Rangers’ rightful place as the Armed Forces Club.

 

 

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Master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell is a worried man today, and he is right to be.

My sources within Ibrox tell me that Head of Communications Jim Traynor, a decent, honest, hardworking journalist, is set to blow the lid on master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s control of the Daily Rhebel.

Traynor, a decent, honest, hardworking journalist, has pledged that Rangers will forever more confront their enemies head-on.

The decent, honest, hardworking Jim Traynor is the most formidable presence in the Scottish game, and master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s days as the shadowy puppet-master of Scottish football are OVER!

 

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      FINALLY………

Sources in the City of London, auld pals in the old inky trade who spent their careers working on the City desk and still meet up with their old contacts, tell me that Charles Green, Imran Ahmad and Brian Stockbridge’s share issue is on track to raise £30m, on top of the £30m the MoD is to invest in the club.

Charles Green is set to give Alistair McCoist a £15m warchest for his assault on Division 2 next season and tomorrow, I’ll be revealing the Rangers scouting team’s sensational targets!

 

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Wednesday 12 December 2012

Peter Lawwell, Joe O'Rourke and the Green Brigade's Sectarian Attack on Free Speech


Regular readers of this blog will know that I am a fearless champion of free speech, which was why I was so appalled by the Scottish Sun’s decision to not publish a serialisation of terrorist-loving Philmacgoillabhain’s Downfall book.

Indeed, I excoriated the decision at the time and am still enraged by the Scottish Sun’s decision to pull the serialisation because of mild objections from a tiny minority of Rangers’ 500 million fans.

Philmacgoillabhain may be a sinister terrorist-loving IRA sympathiser but a fearless champion of free speech like me sees nothing wrong with his work appearing in the Scottish Sun.

You can imagine my dismay then, when my proposed appearance on talkSPORT to publicise my book GREAT SCOT – The James Scotland Symon Story was cancelled due to bomb threats being received by the station using recognised IRA codes.

That’s right. So enraged are the sinister, terrorist-loving Green Brigade by my book that they have turned to their contacts in the IRA to threaten a new bombing campaign on the mainland if the truth about Jock Stein is revealed.

Everyone in the IRA of course is a Celtic supporter, so they needed no encouragement to help the cause, especially in the wake of Celtic shamefully ordering terrorist-loving Anthony Stokes to attend a farewell party to a dead IRA terrorist chief in Dublin last month.

And don’t forget the official chief of the Official Celtic Supporters Association, Joe O’Rourke, who is formulating a sinister plot as we speak to sink the Titanic in order to kill Protestants.

Terrorist-loving bigot and official chief of the official Celtic Supporters Association Joe O’Rourke stalks the corridors of Celtic Park with the approval of master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell.

My sources tell me that several Celtic players have been recruited by official chief of the official Celtic Supporters Association Joe O’Rourke to aid his plan to sink the Titanic in order to kill Protestants.

But that’s not all!

Master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell believes that by sinking the Titanic, he can discredit the Great British workmanship that built it and thereby destroy Britain’s manufacturing base!

An impoverished Britain will then be forced to join a Vatican-dominated European superstate, plunging Scotland and the rest of the UK into a new Dark Age, where superstition stalks the land and Scottish Enlightenment values like religious freedom for all will be lost.

But fear not dear reader, for this blog will be copied and pasted onto countless decent, hardworking, patriotic Rangers fans’ websites and will soon be read by every single one of Rangers’ 500 million fans worldwide.

Soon the whole world will know just what a disreputable character Jock Stein really was.

And they will also know that James Scotland Symon is the true great of the modern Scottish game.

I can reveal to you today that from 1954 to 1967, James Scotland Symon led Rangers to an unprecedented SIX league titles in just 12 years.

Then the diseased, hate-filled, anti-Rangers, Celtic board of the time, led by the Jesuit-educated Robert Kelly, appointed Stein as manager simply to do damage to Rangers.

Before the arrival of Jock Stein, Celtic knew their place.

The team of the minority population did not try to challenge Rangers’ rightful supremacy on and off the field.

Jock Stein, a bitter, hate-filled, anti-Rangers bigot, who never forgave Rangers for not signing him from Albion Rovers, changed all that.

James Scotland Symon, a decent, hardworking, patriotic citizen was taken unawares by Stein’s sinister, hate-filled campaign to oust Rangers from their rightful position at the top of Scottish football.

I can reveal that under Stein, Celtic became a team of thugs who systematically booted Rangers players all over the pitch and used their control of the SFA to ensure bitter, hate-filled, anti-Rangers referees like Tom Tiny Wharton and Robert Holy Family Davidson took no action against them.

Shamefully, Jock Stein then went on to mastermind Celtic’s European Cup win in 1967.

This was a sinister, hate-filled attempt to overshadow the incredible achievements of James Scotland Symon and airbrush him from the public record.

Diseased, hate-filled newspapers like the Daily Rhebel and the Glasgow Gerald were intimidated into contributing to the airbrushing of James Scotland Symon from the public record.

Make no mistake, Celtic’s bitter, hate-filled garnering of nine league titles in a row and a second European Cup Final appearance were motivated purely and simply by their hatred of all things Rangers and their rage over the stellar achievements of James Scotland Symon.

Jock Stein’s name is tarnished forever by the shameful part he played in eclipsing James Scotland Syomn’s stellar achievements and airbrushing James Scotland Symon from the public record.

That is what I intended to tell talkSPORT’s listeners yesterday, until I received a phone call a few hours before I was due to speak, sheepishly informing me that my slot had been pulled.

Any suggestions that I was never scheduled to be interviewed, and that I’ve completely made up the IRA threats which led to its cancellation are well wide of the mark.

 

 

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Charles Green’s decision to really push the boat out to mark Remembrance Sunday last month seems to be paying dividends.

My source in the Ministry of Defence tells me that not only are the Armed Forces investing £30m in Charles Green, Imran Ahmad and Brian Stockbridge’s share issue, they also want to SPONSOR Rangers.

Not only will the tri-service badge and, “HM Armed Forces” appear on the Rangers shirt, but Ibrox Stadium will be renamed, “Her Majesty’s Scot Symon Arena,” in honour of HRH The Duke of Edinburgh’s favourite Rangers manager.

 

 

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More here tomorrow on how the sinister, hate-filled anti-Rangers bigots behind Third Lanark STOLE RANGERS’ HISTORY!

 

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Tuesday 4 December 2012

Mark Thompson, The New York Times, Opus Dei and the Vast Anti-Rangers Conspiracy


As regular readers of this blog know, master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell heads a vast Opus Dei conspiracy, spreading its tentacles from the Vatican, to Brussels, to London and even across the Atlantic, to destroy the Union and subsume the United Kingdom into a Vatican-dominated European superstate.

From his bunker deep within the bowels of Celtic Park, master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell directs his hate-filled, Rangers-hating minions on their mission to destroy the fine old Ibrox club.

Master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell holds Scottish football in an iron fist, via his stooges Stewart Regan and Neil Doncaster.

Master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s contacts in the banking world, including Alan GREENspan, Manus Joseph Fullerton and Howard off of the Halifax adverts, means that Charles Green’s Rangers cannot get a credit line from any reputable bank, leaving their sterling efforts to rebuild Rangers potentially hamstrung.

Today, I can reveal the shocking and sinister news that the worldwide media, or should that be, “mhedia,” is now totally under the control of the omnipresent and omnipotent master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell.

The editor-in-chief of the Daily Rhebel and the Sunday Liam, Allan Pussy Rennie, now dances to master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s hate-filled, anti-Rangers tune.

The last remaining decent, hardworking, honest journalist working for the Republican rag, James Traynor, has now left.

Traynor, a decent, hardworking, honest journalist and a man of impeccable integrity and dignity, could no longer stomach working in an environment where everyone was called, “Gerry,” or “Bernadette,” and Irish fiddle-de-dee folk tunes were piped into the office 24 hours a day.

Disgusted by the Daily Rhebel’s abandonment of journalistic integrity and their craven capitulation in becoming little more than Celtic’s in-house newspaper, Traynor could no longer work for a newspaper which did not uphold the principles of free speech.

The mhedia in Scotland, a nation heading for a dark and sinister future where Peter Lawwell sets the political, social and economic agenda, is lost.

Now I can reveal to you the shocking and sinister fact that master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell is about to take control of a global media giant that will make his present control of the Scottish mhedia look piffling by comparison!

A few months ago, former Director-General of the BBC, Mark Thompson, quit the tax-payer funded corporation to become CEO of the New York Times Group.

If the Daily Rhebel was still a decent, honest, patriotic newspaper, they could have brought you this news at the time, but master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell would have none of it.

Allan Pussy Rennie knew it should have been a front-page splash, but the cowardly Allan Pussy Rennie caved in to master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s demands that he spike the story.

I can reveal to you now that Mark Thompson is a staunch Roman Catholic, and attends the London Oratory Church of Saint Aloysius Gonzaga religiously EVERY SUNDAY!

Mark Benedict Thompson, to give him his full name, has been rated by Forbes Magazine as the 65th most powerful person in the world.

In 2010, the openly Catholic magazine The Tablet, named him as one of Britain’s most influential Catholics.

Regular readers of this blog will not now be surprised to learn that Mark Benedict Thompson, who can be found at the London Oratory Church of Saint Aloysius Gonzaga every Sunday, is a highly-placed member of Opus Dei.

Mark Benedict Thompson also dances to master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s sinister, hate-filled anti-Rangers tune.

Anyone now looking to the Stateside media to provide some counterbalance to the evil, hate-filled, anti-Rangers propaganda emanating from the mhedia in Scotland is going to be bitterly disappointed.

With Mark Benedict Thompson controlling the New York Times Group, and Papal Knight Rupert Murdoch still retaining a vice-like grip on Newscorp, the bulk of the global media is now under the direct control of master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell, the evil, shadowy puppet-master of Scottish football.

With master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell now omnipresent and omnipotent, things have come to a pretty parlous state.

There is no time to lose.

There are only two things that can now be done to thwart the plan of master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s diabolical plan for Celtic’s world domination.

Only two things can now stop the omnipresent and omnipotent Peter Lawwell destroying the Union and subsuming the UK into a Vatican-dominated European superstate, where religious liberty for all will be totally destroyed.

Firstly, all decent, hardworking, patriotic folk MUST support Charles Green, Imran Ahmad and Brian Stockbridge’s Rangers share issue.

With Daniel Joseph Hughes now temporarily incapacitated following the exacting of righteous vengeance by a group of decent, hardworking, patriotic folk as he left his Republican slop-house on Friday night, Rangers have a window of opportunity.

Daniel Joseph Hughes is no longer in a position to prevent the Rangers share-issue prospective being delivered to decent, hardworking, patriotic folk.

So buy your shares and do it without delay.

If each one of Rangers’ 500 million supporters worldwide were to buy £500 of shares in Charles Green, Imran Ahmad and Brian Stockbridge’s share issue,that would raise literally MILLIONS of pounds to rebuild the fine old Scottish institution.

Secondly, you MUST by my new book, GREAT SCOT – the James Scotland Symon Story.

I have in my desk drawer a letter from Prime Minister David Cameron, telling me that if every one of Rangers’ 500 million supporters worldwide buys the book, a statue of James Scotland Symon WILL be erected outside the Houses of Parliament on the day of the Scottish independence referendum.

The publicity this would generate would blow master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s nefarious plans out of the water as Scots in their droves vote "No" to independence.

Rangers will be saved, and by extension the Union.

Working together, Rangers’ army of decent, hardworking, patriotic fans can be heroes. They can save the Union, Rangers, AND THE ENTIRE WESTERN WORLD from the evil master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell and his Vatican paymasters!

As my auld Scots Presbyterian Granny used to say to me – “It’s nae wunner yer sa f***** fat, aw the sweets and buns you eat ya wee b******!”

And she was right!

 

 

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Dundee United will come to regret their evil, hate-filled, anti-Rangers announcement of the upcoming Scottish Cup tie on their official Dundee United website yesterday.

The former Dundee Hibernians announced to the world that they have been drawn against “The Rangers,” on their official Dundee United website.

This shocking, sinister, sectarian rant will not be dealt with by the Scottish football authorities, who are completely in the power of master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell.

It will fall to decent, hardworking, patriotic folk to exact retribution on Dundee Hibernians.

Their diseased official Dundee United website was very quickly amended yesterday, but I have screenshots of the evil, sectarian original page and it will never be forgiven, nor forgotten.

Decent, hardworking, patriotic folk will see to that!

 

 

……FINALLY

Incredible information has come to my attention detailing the emergence of a Champion for Rangers. A man who is more than a match for the evil, omnipresent, omnipotent master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell.

I know what you are thinking – it’s Sir Walter, right?

You’d be wrong.

It’s even more incredible than that.

All will be revealed here.

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