Word reaches me here at Leggit Towers that Daniel Joseph
Hughes, the Rangers-hating sectarian bigot who has been delivering post for the
Royal Mail in Harthill and Whitburn, has met with a minor accident over the
weekend.
As he emerged from the Republican slop-house in which he
spends his Friday evenings, it appears he was set upon by a group of decent,
hardworking patriotic folk, their righteous outrage incited by his sinister
sectarian activity (whistling the Champions League theme tune in Harthill the
morning after Celtic played Barcelona).
To the general approval of decent, patriotic, hardworking passers-by,
heading for home after a quiet evening socialising with like-minded decent,
patriotic, hardworking folk, Daniel Joseph Hughes was made fully aware of the
righteous Presbyterian indignation of the decent, patriotic, hardworking folk
of Harthill and Whitburn.
I understand Daniel Joseph Hughes spent a night in the Southern
General before heading for home some time on Saturday afternoon, looking even
more slovenly than usual.
Any suggestion that there is a causal link between my
exclusive revelation of Friday and the brutal but understandable retribution
enacted on Daniel Joseph Hughes is well wide of the mark.
I would be appalled if anyone involved in this brutal, but
understandable assault was motivated by my exclusive on Friday.
Indeed, I explained as much to the two Strathclyde Police
officers who tried to make me take the story down on Friday afternoon and
threatened me with a night in Stewart Street if I did not.
This appalling, evil and sinister attack on the right to
free speech was clearly motivated by a bitter, anti-Rangers hatred.
The police lawyer who sent his attack dogs round to delete
my blog, Duncan Pius Campbell, will be a worried man this morning.
For I can reveal to you now that his outrageous,
anti-Rangers, sectarian attack on free speech was thwarted by people who form
the upper crust in m’learned friends’ society.
A quick telephone call from me, and Sir David Murray
instructed Professor Peter Watson, one of the biggest legal brains in the
country, to get on the case.
Professor Peter Watson, a senior partner in the most
formidable law firm in the land, Levy McRae, swung into action and Duncan Pius
Watson was forced to make a grovelling apology to me, Sir David Murray, Rangers
Football Club, Charles Green, Imran Ahmad, Brian Stockbridge and Sir Walter.
But if Duncan Pius Campbell thinks this is the end of the
matter, then he is sadly mistaken.
For I can reveal to you today that Sir David Murray and the
upper crust of m’learned friends’ society are so appalled… so outraged… so
incandescent with fury over this sinister, sectarian attack on free speech,
that they are resolved to hound Duncan Pius Campbell to the ends of the Earth
in search of redress.
Attempting to stifle free speech by deleting a blog is a
criminal offence and Duncan Pius Watson is right to be worried this morning as
he is now staring a stretch in the Bar-L in the face.
Of course, any suggestion that I would like to see Duncan
Pius Watson set-upon by decent, hardworking, patriotic folk as he leaves the
Bowler’s Rest Republican slop-house in Chapelhall on Saturday night are well wide
of the mark.
….AND
My new book on Scot Symon, GREAT SCOT – The James Scotland
Symon Story, has shot to the top of the New York Times best-seller list.
Early indications are that my 1 million+ readers have each
and every one of them ordered a copy from Amazon and the Mark Daly-inspired
campaign to airbrush James Scotland Symon from the public record (a criminal
offence) has been thwarted.
Thanks to my book, millions of readers will now know the greatness
of Scot Symon.
From signing for Rangers in 1938, through his years of
heroic service in the shipyards during WWII, to his towering achievements as
Rangers manager from 1954 – 1967, millions will appreciate the greatness of the
man.
Winner of an unprecedented SIX titles in just over 12
glorious seasons, James Scotland Symon was without a doubt the third finest
Scottish coach of all time after Sir Walter and Bill “God” Struth.
James Scotland Symon guided Rangers to not one but TWO
European Cup Winners’ Cup Finals.
Rangers may have lost both those finals, but James Scotland
Symon was also the first Scots manager to take a Scots team to the semi-finals
of the now-defunct European Cup where Rangers were to be involved in yet
another record-breaking performance – edged out just 12-4 on aggregate by
Eintracht Frankfurt, the biggest margin at the semi-final stage in the history
of the competition.
Following the runaway success of my book, I can now reveal
to you that plans are afoot to erect a statue of James Scotland Symon outside
the Houses of Parliament in London, in recognition of his services to Rangers,
and by extension the Union.
The statue will be officially unveiled by Her Majesty the
Queen, accompanied by Prime Minister David Cameron, on 18th October
2014.
Timed to coincide with the sinister, hate-filled,
anti-Rangers, Scottish independence referendum, it is sure to give a huge boost
to the No Campaign. Indeed, it looks like James SCOTLAND Symon will save the
Union!
FINALLY……
Tomorrow I will be revealing exactly how deep into the
Establishment master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s conspiracy to destroy
Rangers and the Union, and see the UK subsumed into a Vatican-dominated European
superstate really goes.
Allan Pussy Rennie will not sleep soundly tonight!
Here!
Tomorrow!
Right here!
On this site!
Tomorrow!
Pip! Pip!
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