Regular readers of this blog are fully aware of the
existence of a sinister cabal of bitter, hate-filled, anti-Rangers clubs in
Scotland.
To this evil collection of Rangers-haters can be added
another name – that of Montrose FC.
So far, the first season of lower-league football in
Rangers’ 140 year history has been a breath of fresh air.
Rangers have taken their legions of decent, hardworking,
patriotic fans on a good-natured odyssey around Scotland, making friends with
everyone they meet and spreading the word that Rangers IS Scottish football.
For the most part, Rangers and their legions of decent,
hardworking, patriotic fans have been welcomed with open arms, but sadly, not
on Saturday.
In a sinister development, it appears Celtic’s master of the
dark arts Peter Lawwell has spread his tentacles of fear as far as Montrose.
The omnipresent, omnipotent Peter Lawwell has taken control
of the board of Montrose FC, and having had a look at the diseased,
hate-filled, anti-Rangers official Montrose website, it is not hard to see how.
The Honourary President of Montrose is one John Francis
Xavier Paton.
I can reveal to you now that John Francis Xavier Paton’s
grandson attended the same school as master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s
daughter!
In fact, John Francis Xavier Paton’s grandson, Patrick
Damian Paton, had a paper round while he was at the same school as master of
the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s daughter and delivered a newspaper every morning
to master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s home.
Regular readers of this blog will not be surprised to learn
that Patrick Damian Paton delivered a copy of the Daily Rhebel to master of the
dark arts Peter Lawwell every morning.
But that’s not all!
Also in the same year group at Saint Ignatius Loyola High
School as Patrick Damian Paton and master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s
daughter, was the son of Daily Rhebel Editor-in-Chief Allan Pussy Rennie!
The sinister truth is that Montrose Honourary President John
Francis Xavier Paton’s grandson Patrick Damian Paton delivered the NEXT DAY’S
DAILY RHEBEL to master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell for vetting!
It should have come as no surprise then to see that Montrose
FC has joined the sinister cabal of diseased anti-Rangers clubs who have joined
forces to do damage to Rangers.
Rangers’ loyal legions of decent, hardworking, patriotic
fans are by now familiar with Montrose’s bitter, hate-filled programme notes
from Saturday, which claimed that Rangers is a newco.
This evil, diseased official Montrose FC publication claimed
that, “The Rangers is a newco of the now-defunct Glasgow Rangers.”
Sources within Tayside Police tell me that Montrose FC
almost caused a riot with that bitter, hate-filled rant, and that only the good
humour and restraint of Rangers’ legion of loyal, decent, hardworking,
patriotic fans prevented serious disorder in the ground.
My mole inside Tayside Police informs me that if trouble had
broken out, Montrose FC would have been charged with breach of the peace
aggravated by religious bigotry.
Maybe Rangers’ 500 million fans would like to consider that
next time they refuse to rise to the most blatant, hate-filled provocation from
Division 3 clubs?
I can now reveal to you that the full depths, nay the full
horror of the sickening sectarianism infecting Montrose FC has yet to be
brought to public attention.
Until now.
A quick perusal of the evil, diseased, anti-Rangers official
Montrose FC website reveals the sickening depths to which that club has now
sunk.
On a page entitled, “Supporters Charter,” you will find the
most hate-filled, sectarian, anti-Rangers diatribe.
The official Montrose FC website shockingly, sickeningly
tells their supporters:
“Montrose FC Ltd (hereinafter referred to as "The Club")
continues to strive…”
That’s right. Montrose FC and their sinister, Rangers-hating
Honourary President John Francis Xavier Paton hate Rangers so much, they are
willing to say on their diseased, anti-Rangers website that the club and the
company are the same thing!
This is an evil, sinister, hate-filled attempt to do damage
to Rangers, and master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s influence is easily
detectable through his control of Montrose’s Honourary President John Francis
Xavier Paton.
Everyone knows that when Charles Green bought Rangers’
assets from Duff & Phelps that he bought the history of the club as well,
so Rangers remains the same club founded by the Gallant Pioneers in 1872.
Anyone who says otherwise is a bitter, hate-filled,
Rangers-hating enemy of Rangers.
As my auld Scots Presbyterian granny used to say to me – “Pack
that in ya wee B****** or Ah’ll tan yer a*** fur ye! Ya wee B******!”
……..
AND………….
There are only a few days left for Rangers’ loyal legion of
decent, hardworking, patriotic fans to buy shares in Charles Green, Imran Ahmad
and Brian Stockbridge’s share issue.
Time is running out for decent, hardworking, patriotic folk
to buy shares in the holding company that owns the holding company that bought
Rangers from the old holding company which is now in liquidation.
This is your chance to be a new Gallant Pioneer and take
Rangers on the most romantic journey any football club has ever taken!
Buy your shares now!
………….
FINALLY………….
Odious Creep has been hoping for a job at the once great but
now discredited Daily Rhebel.
Odious Creep thinks that by writing for Celtic’s official
newspaper, he can spread his hate-filled, anti-Rangers propaganda with
impunity.
He thinks that Peter Lawwell can protect him from the
righteous fury of Rangers’ new Head of Communications, the honest, hardworking,
decent and honourable Jim Traynor.
Well, he’d be wrong!
Jim Traynor has claimed Odious Creep at 4 o’clock on
Thursday afternoon, and I’ll be revealing more details here tomorrow.
Here!
Tomorrow!
On this site!
Tomorrow!
Here!
Here!
Here!
Tomorrow!
Pip! Pip!
you're a crackpot but you have said the best ever quote by a sevconian
ReplyDelete(Everyone knows that when Charles Green bought Rangers’ assets from Duff & Phelps that he bought the history of the club as well), so Rangers remains the same club founded by the Gallant Pioneers in 1872.
you can't buy history
I hope you feel better after that bitter, hate-filled anti-Rangers rant, Declan!
ReplyDeleteDo you actually consider this a journalistic piece or do you see it in its actuality, which is that it is nothing more than the rantings of a bitter deluded The Rangers fan. I suppose these patriotic The Rangers fans who pelted a young boy from Stirling for holding up a a piece of paper where incited by the youngster.
ReplyDeleteYour use of context like Declan, Timmy and using peoples full names to show their religion and trying to find strenuous links between people to fulfill your own agenda is journalism of the lowest denomination.
Also the story of the Gallant Pioneers is a fallacy as well, Rangers (Oldco now defunct) where just another Govan football team who due to Struth where given an (albeit sectarian anti-catholic) identity which fans where drawn to so the Pioneers where a myth, very much like Charles Greens claim on the history of the club. Chuckles himself, stated when Dave King said to fans to reject the CVA Proposal that it would mean the Club losing the history, Mr Traynor stated on various occasions in his column that this would be the case even Sir Walter said as much but now this is swept under the carpet and the Newco place a claim on the history, no sir this is not how it works. Read the laws on Insolvency and Phoenix companies, any claim made by Newco to history and alluded to the fact of playing at the same stadium and claiming to be the same club leaves it open to previous creditors of the oldco claiming their money from Newco as this breaks the law.
I look forward to your standard 'hope you feel better Declan' type answer as i'm not expecting any sort of intelligent thought out response going from your previous writing style.
Yet another bitter, hate-filled rant from a deluded Timmy Rangers-hater.
ReplyDeleteThe European Club Association, the SFA and the SFL all recognise Rangers as the club founded by the Gallant Pioneers in 1872.
Never forget that Rangers can never die, because We Are The People.
Get used to it Declan!
"we are the people"?
ReplyDeleteseriously mate, you need professional help
go and get yourself one of those self hugger jackets